I'm being held hostage

So today has just been one of those days. Just when I thought I couldn't laugh today because my frustration level with people is at an all time high. Upon arriving home from work I decided to take a walk up to the grocery to get some dinner. On my way back I noticed there were two adults standing on the sidewalk ahead and they weren't moving. As I approached them, I discovered why they weren't moving. Trapped and then held hostage by two love bird skunks. Now they have us all standing here like dummies too scared to move. We can't go around and going back isn't in the direction I need to go in so we have to wait here until they finish making love or doing whatever they are doing before we can move. They have kidnapped us. Expect a phone call for the ransom because these two aren't playing. Every time you make a move to go around, they look like they are going to spray. So, we have been standing here now for 15 minutes just waiting. I have struck up a great friendship with the two other hostages. Made the day complete and ending it is a good chuckle. Actually, it's beyond funny.

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